Paperback: 288 pages
Publisher: Lightning Books (18th May 2017)
“Genuinely funny and deeply poignant” – Daily Express
Tim Cleverley inherits a failing pub in Wales. The only thing of interest is its location, which is down the road from the remote Jesuit seminary where Victorian poet Gerard Manley Hopkins wrote his masterpiece, The Wreck of the Deutschland, about the death of a group of nuns fleeing Germany on board a doomed ship. To Tim, the opaque religious poetry is incomprehensible – almost as if it’s written in code.
This gives him an idea. Desperate for passing trade, he contacts an American author – famous as a purveyor of Holy Grail hokum – suggesting he write a book about the poet, the area and a recently discovered, and entirely fabricated, ‘mystery’. Fortunately for Tim, the famous author is going through a period of writer's block and latches on to his idea at once. But will Tim's new relationship with a genuine Hopkins fan scupper the plan?
The Hopkins Conundrum blends the real stories of Hopkins and the shipwrecked nuns while casting a wry eye on The Da Vinci Code industry in a highly original mix of fiction, literary biography and satirical commentary.
The Lords of the Admiralty received a telegram from Sheerness reporting that a small life-boat had washed up on Garrison Point Beach this morning, containing one man alive and two dead. From the imperfect English the survivor speaks it was ascertained that the boat was washed away from the Deutschland, of Bremen. It is supposed this vessel struck either the Galloper or Kentish Knock Sands, at the entrance of the Thames. A tug has been sent from Sheerness to search and afford aid.
From The Times, London, Wednesday, December 8, 1875
@barrybrook if you want to know the real secrets of the Vatican you cynical bastard think shipwrecks not geometry. Interested? More soon.
Audio: Tim’s big idea
There are three narrative strands in The Hopkins Conundrum, two historical and one contemporary. In this extract from the contemporary strand, our hapless hero Tim ‘NotSo’ Cleverley conceives the crackpot idea which drives the novel and which he hopes will make him rich.
“I love this novel. It pulls off the three-card trick of being entertaining, genuinely touching, and a fascinating insight into Gerard Manley Hopkins’ poetry.”
Harriett Gilbert, presenter of BBC Radio 4's A Good Read
“A deft fusion of genuinely funny writing and deeply poignant drama bound artfully around the vividly imagined character of Gerard Manley Hopkins, who is long overdue a revival and deservedly takes centre-stage.”
Jennifer Selway, Daily Express
“The Hopkins Conundrum is wonderfully enjoyable: a masterful mash-up of contemporary literary satire and poetic erudition which had me laughing out loud and then reaching for the collected works of a now neglected Victorian poet. Prepare to be delighted.”
“A splendid mix of literary detection, historical description and contemporary romance. Edge’s witty debunking of the Vatican conspiracy genre will appeal equally to fans and detractors of Dan Brown.”
“A fascinating interweaving of fact and fiction; Edge has cleverly told three stories that deal with some of life’s biggest questions, in a way that is both humorous and deeply touching.”
“A compelling and captivating debut.”
“The book gave me much to identify with. It becomes increasingly propulsive. Among the many things it does is to set off thoughtful writing from the kind that plays to the credulous for profit. My compliments to the author.”
Tom Merrill, poet
“The novel seesaws between comedy and calamity, present and past. It pokes fun at pretension but also gives an insight into why a Catholic poet such as Hopkins – so weird, so spiritual and so intense – deserves his claim to greatness. The result is a novel enjoyable on every level.”
“The debut novel from Simon Edge is a funny, genre-fusing page-turner. Tim Cleverley inherits a pub in Wales, the fortunes of which he plans to rescue by enlisting an American novelist to fabricate a mystery about Victorian poet Gerard Manley Hopkins. Moving between the true story of Hopkins and some shipwrecked nuns, and Tim's burgeoning romance, while casting a wry eye on the Da Vinci Code industry, this is written with verve and poise.”
“The novel is at its most amusing in its critique of the absurdity and the folly of the thinking behind The Da Vinci Code… Fair play to Simon Edge, he’s clearly done his homework here. This is amongst other things a novel that takes poetic composition and poetic theory very seriously, but with a very light touch… If you want something that you’ll enjoy on a beach or your holidays which won’t stretch you too much but won’t insult your intelligence, this might be the novel you’d like.”
“I have learned an awful lot from [this] book and enjoyed it as well. It is certainly not a textbook, it is a riotous read.”